On Mon Nov 14 06:03:35 PST 2011, stevenSciandra said:
Hey Girls, Here's one for ya.
A blind man walk's into a lady's bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After he set's their for awhile, he yell's to the bartender , you wana here a blond joke ? The Bar immediately falls absolutly quiet. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him say's " Before you tell that joke , sir, I think it is just fair- giving that you are blind- that you know 5 things :
1. The Bartender is a blond girl
2. The Bouncer is a blond girl
3. The girl sitting next to me is blond and a pro. weight lifter
4. The girl sitting next to you is a pro. wrestler
5. I'm a 6 ft. tall and 220 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wnat to tell that joke ?
The blind man thinks about for sec., shakes his head, and declairs, " Nah not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 time's.