YEESH!! YUCKO!! BLAH!!

 
Poppa
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Let's have some fun. If you were opening a new restaurant, what are 5 names you would never give to the establishment?
My nono's would include ZITS, FUNGUS, MOLD, CANCER, and GLOP.

Consider other bad titles if you will, such as names never given to a pet, a car, etc.

Posted on Wed Jul 07 09:23:59 PDT 2010

lynne8179
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garbage rotten grime gross and critters unleashed

Posted on Wed Jul 07 10:53:48 PDT 2010

ydoihavetoagain
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Slugs,Leeches,Ticks,CatBox and DungBeetles.

Posted on Wed Jul 07 13:52:11 PDT 2010

Poppa
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ydoihavetoagain wrote: Slugs,Leeches,Ticks,CatBox and DungBeetles.


I like catbox and perhaps litterbox could be more apt of a disgusting restaurant name

Posted on Wed Jul 07 14:24:29 PDT 2010

ydoihavetoagain
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Cesspool Cafe,Rancids Restaurant, Itchweed Eatery,Pondscum Pub, Diaharria Deli

Posted on Wed Jul 07 15:34:09 PDT 2010

Poppa
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5 names I'd never give to a dog.
I would never call any pooch Bertha or Seymour. I shudder to think of a Rottweiler called Poopsie. A chihuahua with the moniker Goliath??? How about Spike, the toy poodle. How about a 6th, has anyone ever named their dog Kitty?

By the way Ydoi's restaurant list is outstanding!! And there is a genuine Pondscum Pub and we all know where it is.

Posted on Thu Jul 08 02:45:32 PDT 2010

ydoihavetoagain
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Likkets Gentelmans Lounge, [EDITED by MODERATOR] Family Farm, Vomit Valley

**Note from W. Beal**
Sorry, but the standard for disallowing the word that had appeared here was established several months ago in a (happily) long forgotten thread.

Posted on Thu Jul 08 13:29:28 PDT 2010

Poppa
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I like ydoi's alliteration in some of her restaurant names.....so here goes....
GRANGER'S GREASE GALLEY, BENNY'S BOTULISM BAZAAR, TED'S TERMITE TERMINAL,
IRENE'S ICKIES.

Posted on Thu Jul 08 15:25:35 PDT 2010

ydoihavetoagain
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Here are some drinks to go with your food...Snot Schnapps on the rocks, Eye Booger Brandy Slush,Iced Ringworm Rum, Road Kill Kahlua,Scab Crusted Sangreia

Posted on Thu Jul 08 15:52:13 PDT 2010

ydoihavetoagain
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Did I get to yucky?

Posted on Fri Jul 09 08:50:40 PDT 2010

ydoihavetoagain
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Sorry Mr. Bill I should have said passed gas but it wouldn't have been the same.

Posted on Fri Jul 09 08:53:26 PDT 2010

candylv
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ydoihavetoagain wrote: Sorry Mr. Bill I should have said passed gas but it wouldn't have been the same.
LOL, ydoi, I did'nt know what the mods took out but now I do. Very funny! Gee, poppa, I have no idea where the pond scum is.

Posted on Fri Jul 09 16:53:58 PDT 2010

Poppa
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candylv wrote:
ydoihavetoagain wrote: Sorry Mr. Bill I should have said passed gas but it wouldn't have been the same.
LOL, ydoi, I did'nt know what the mods took out but now I do. Very funny! Gee, poppa, I have no idea where the pond scum is.


there is another gaming site known to us all that is in and of itself a Pondscum Pub

Posted on Sat Jul 10 02:43:33 PDT 2010

IndianaRuss
278 posts
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Gulf Goulash, Scarf and Barf, Roach Coach, Nose Candy, The Pickled Pecker(chicken restaurant), Snatches Crab Shack.

Posted on Sat Jul 10 20:05:17 PDT 2010

ydoihavetoagain
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I think we all did good with this.Just wish I could think of more yucky stuff.Come on poppa and russ I bet you can!

Posted on Mon Jul 12 16:12:24 PDT 2010

IndianaRuss
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Warning could be construed as offensive. Remember this is a silly thread. Open at your own risk. Shelter Dogs Food Kitchen. kill two birds with one stone by feeding the homeless and taking full use of the out of control pet population. Could be a real name in China Town. How about the Eat Crap & Die (Changed word to protect my membership LOL) I have personally seen a sign that said Eat here and get gas. at several truck stops. The Road Kill Bar and Grill. The Poker Shack that Serves Liquor in the front. Puss Burgers (That is puss from a wound, not a cat). Texas Tar Balls. Keeping with that theme how about The Ball Place which serves Rocky Mountain Oysters and other tasty testicles.
I'll see how these go over and try to think of others.

Posted on Tue Jul 13 11:23:01 PDT 2010

phatkhat
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Poppa wrote: 5 names I'd never give to a dog.
I would never call any pooch Bertha or Seymour. I shudder to think of a Rottweiler called Poopsie. A chihuahua with the moniker Goliath??? How about Spike, the toy poodle. How about a 6th, has anyone ever named their dog Kitty?

By the way Ydoi's restaurant list is outstanding!! And there is a genuine Pondscum Pub and we all know where it is.


I actually had a Rottweiler named Poogie. It was the puppyhood moniker, and it stuck. She was still Poogie 13 years later when she crossed the Rainbow Bridge, and a smarter, sweeter dog there never was nor will be again. I also have a mutt named Poopsie, LOL. She was mom's dog, and I inherited her when Mom passed.

Never had a dog named Kitty, but I did have a cat named "Puppy" because she followed me everywhere.

Posted on Wed Jul 14 10:58:44 PDT 2010

IndianaRuss
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Hey there Phatkat, long time no see. LOL

Posted on Wed Jul 14 14:26:02 PDT 2010

ydoihavetoagain
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Hey Phat we won't tell anyone the names of any animals.LOL.Have a good time here.Russ will take care of ya.

Posted on Wed Jul 14 16:53:04 PDT 2010