A latter to Jesse James

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You stupid idiot!! You cheated on Sandra Bullock. How can you be so dumb? You're married to a beautiful woman. She has a great body and she is wealthy to boot. She is currently America's sweetheart!! She just won an Oscar and praised you in her acceptance speech. You're a real piece of work. You are the most hated butthead on the planet. How can you live with yourself?? I have only one thing to say to the miserable piece of crap that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch.

Tiger

forgive the typo ( latter should read letter )

Posted on Sat Apr 17 04:35:30 PDT 2010

I agree with that wholeheartedly, Tiger. Your assessment of the situation is spot on. I have been out of the spotlight for a long time and am really missing it. Can I join you 2 for lunch? Jon Gosselin.

Posted on Sat Apr 17 07:01:07 PDT 2010

rofl you two are hysterical i love it!

Posted on Sat Apr 17 07:58:39 PDT 2010

Hey, guys, Charlie Sheen here. Listen, I've been in a little hot water lately and was wondering if I could come to lunch too. Maybe work out a little strategy or something. Whadda ya say?

Posted on Sat Apr 17 10:39:56 PDT 2010

You're all invited...and I'll bring my memoirs about Jack Kennedy. I'm sure ther's something in them that will solve a few problems we all have.

Tiger

Posted on Sat Apr 17 10:42:33 PDT 2010

Dear Jesse, Tiger and anyone else who may decide to join your cute little support group, we (your betrayed and dishonored wives) just wanted to show you how big and forgiving our broken hearts can be.

We thought why just lunch? Wouldn't it be lots more fun for everyone if you could all get together in the same place for the entire weekend? You could even invite the *girls* to come along so that you could say your final goodbyes and we could all have closure.

We found this very remote hunting lodge in Wyoming that had no one booked this weekend or any future weekends either . The guy who sold it to us made us an offer we just couldn't refuse and we think everyone will have a BANG UP good time.

Your loving (and trying to put back the pieces of our shattered lives) wives,

Sandra , Elin and the rest

PS
Owner says to pay no attention to the small bundles of explosives you may find placed strategically around the property. They aren't real, just left behind from a film crew that had rented the place a few weeks ago for some horror flick. Just leave them alone and everything will be fine.

PPS Have you been making those payments for the life insurance in a timely manner? Just wondering is all.

Posted on Mon Apr 19 17:50:04 PDT 2010

all i have to say is " i did not have sexual relations with that women "
can i join you for lunch also
bill

Posted on Mon Apr 19 18:58:34 PDT 2010

Ssshameless--the weekend getaway sounds like a good idea. Can I bring the kids?
Jon

Posted on Tue Apr 20 08:12:16 PDT 2010

llstjohn wrote: Ssshameless--the weekend getaway sounds like a good idea. Can I bring the kids?
Jon

Sorry man but this is an adults only weekend.

Our last farewell to our mistresses. Since that shouldn't take more than about 5 minutes tops, I figure that gives us the rest of the weekend for the types of fun and games we are all so good at(good at getting caught at). As long as we wait until the last day the girls will just think we are giving them a special weekend.

And just think it is our loving wives making it all possible. Dayummmm we must be so good in bed . Why else would they love us this much.

Posted on Tue Apr 20 15:37:07 PDT 2010

turtlelady61 wrote: all i have to say is " i did not have sexual relations with that women "
can i join you for lunch also
bill

I need a cigar

Posted on Tue Apr 20 15:40:07 PDT 2010

Poppa wrote: You're all invited...and I'll bring my memoirs about Jack Kennedy. I'm sure ther's something in them that will solve a few problems we all have.

Tiger

Can I come? J. Kavorikian

Posted on Tue Apr 20 15:41:33 PDT 2010