1) This game is toooooo short!
2) The English is a disaster--wrong verb tense used repeatedly, wrong sentence structure, wrong object names, etc.
3) How hard can it possibly be when all that appears on the screen are the items you are to click on?
4) The story-line is soooo incredibly macho that it must really be bushido.
5) Some instructions are not clear.
6) Some mini-games CANNOT be solved if an error is made. You must use the Skip button.
The reviews on this game had me confused because they were either raves or rages, so when it came up as free I downloaded it.
I want my data back.
I now honestly believe that the people who wrote positive reviews were laughing so hard at how utterly awful this game is that they couldn't help being sarcastic. Supremely sarcastic. I almost did the same thing myself but i managed to hold back and be honest for the sake of other confused gamers.
Also, to add to the above list of problems, the game doesn't even come close to two hundred levels... I have no idea where that number comes from. I don't know where GH is based, but where I come from false advertising is illegal.
The 5 star reviews were most likely written by the game developers themselves in order to promote the game-disgusting. The game was translated from another language, hence the horrible sentence structure, verb tense, etc. If you notice, all the 5 star reviews were written and translated the same way. I sure hope they didn't pay anyone to translate-what a sloppy job!
GH should have picked up on this before they released it to the buying public. They should have tested the game first. A game coming from another country with 5 star reviews attached to it already should be looked at. At the very least, they should have negated the 5 star reviews before releasing it--shame on you GH.
2 of Diamonds
2) The English is a disaster--wrong verb tense used repeatedly, wrong sentence structure, wrong object names, etc.
3) How hard can it possibly be when all that appears on the screen are the items you are to click on?
4) The story-line is soooo incredibly macho that it must really be bushido.
5) Some instructions are not clear.
6) Some mini-games CANNOT be solved if an error is made. You must use the Skip button.
Posted on Sun Jan 03 19:20:25 PST 2010