derekthedj | Added on: November 1, 2010
You're the zombified debutante in the picture and your purpose is to run around and shoot everything. There's some old white-haired guy who tells you to go here or there in order to find your boyfriend Mucus, er.. Lucas. For some reason you do this in spite of the fact that things are trying to kill you everywhere he sends you. No apparent boss-monsters, no explanation of what the objects you pick up actually do. You just run over stuff that's left behind then suddenly, machine-gun, shoot a few more things, next level. Linear game, no freedom to go anywhere except from one level to the next. I started in a graveyard, old white-hair told me to move into a carnival area, ran into the same baddies all over again. The music consists of some 15-second sound clip that gets looped over and over until it starts to grate on your nerves. Best part of all, console-ish non-save forces you to trudge through an entire level before a save or you have to start the level from the beginning. Not much else I can say, except it was uninstalled quickly. Two stars and that's only because I've actually managed to find worse games.