infinity | Added on: July 31, 2012
It is almost unheard of for me to give a game one star, as I appreciate the work that goes into creating a game, even if it doesn't gell. But Evolver has the personality of an amoeba. The artwork is awful, like pixelated graphics from the 1980s. It's difficult to even tell what some of the matching icons are, and they are somehow creepy anyway, like a tapeworm infestation. Text boxes cut off the text...and no one noticed this? The matching is mindless and pointless other than you have to match a certain number to end the level. The life form created after you suffer through that has nothing at all to do with the matching. So really, what's the point? If this is evolution, then maybe I can mix a toothpick with peanut butter and grow a stop sign, which makes as much sense as this game. I've taught science, and I still couldn't find anything to love, or like, here. One star for the nice music.